Steven Seagal versus vampires (link roundup)

Steven Seagal is a "master swordsman," leading a group of younger actors against vampires in Against The Dark:



Via.

And a few more links:

1. Just last week, I was wondering how Pier One could possibly still be in business. Answer: Probably not for much longer.

2. Criss Angel/Cirque show tickets already discounted 40%.

3. Group squatting in Facebook. Via.

4. Forget Garfield, real cats do not like lasagna.

*Previously: Seagal is "Cockpuncher."

*Buy vampire toys at eBay.